Why the fuck...

Why the fuck...

are toasters manufactured that don't fit standard bread - or bread baked that doesn't fit in standard toasters?

Why the fuck...

do people ask for free advice - totally ignore it when you give this advice then moan because you didn't help?

Why the fuck...

do supermarkets create meal deals with mains and sides to be eaten together, but have them cook at different temperatures?

Why the fuck...

does my car stereo die when its the only thing keeping me sane on the trip to work every single workday?

Why the fuck...

does petrol never seem to last?

Why the fuck...

does week 53 exist in company payroll and the almighty tax office? What a fucking mess.